What Kind of Reviews Did the Last the Rise of Luke Skywalker Get
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3 movies in to the final office of what is being called the Skywalker Saga and I take to confess: worse than not knowing annihilation nearly these new characters -- Poe Dameron, Finn and Rey -- I honestly don't intendance about them. They're ciphers that we only know the barest of things about. Why does Finn have such an affinity for his friends? Why should we care a lick nearly Poe when he's proven to be too headstrong and willing to leave people behind, nonetheless has goose egg redeeming to make up for it? And Rey has every unmarried skill of the Jedi almost-instantly, almost a way also perfect character to be truthful.
Don't tell me I have to read the other books or watch the shows or do my enquiry. Don't tell me that the old films in the Star Wars saga didn't come out as often or perhaps we cared also much about them. I saturday -- well, slept, I'll be perfectly honest -- through this too loud and as well much installment and I have to tell you lot my most honest review: Yeah, alright.
I don't become to blockbusters to walk away saying, "Aye, alright."
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Manifestly, everything after this volition contain massive spoilers. Y'all take been warned.
The first critical fault the motion-picture show makes is by telling us that a secret message has caused a stir in the galaxy: the Emperor is alive. You know, instead of a coil, perhaps this event -- probably the nearly important matter that's happened in all iii of these mail Render of the Jedi films, could have been shown to us so we could grasp merely how mindblowing it is. Nope. It's in words on the screen. The dead speak! This is lazy filmmaking.
Kylo Ren (Adam Driver, who isn't howling in a bar or eating ass in this i) obtains a Sith Wayfinder device and travels to the planet Exegol, where the Emperor is recharging. It turns out that everything evil in the past few films has come from Palpatine, including Snoke who is just a clone. Snoke is the most infuriating character in these films, another character who actually has no motivation and no reason to exist other than being yet another Star Wars villain ready to be an undefeatable villain only to, y'all know, by cutting in half. See: Darth Maul, General Grievous, Count Dooku.
And so the Emperor does what has never been done before. He just plain conjures up a million or then Star Destroyers on a planet that has constant darkness and lightning. He tells Kylo to find Rey, who is studying to be a Jedi with Full general Leia Organa Solo (Carrie Fisher), who is more Force-sensitive than a Jedi, you lot know, until this motion picture, which has a CGI cutting scene that looks similar, well, a video game cut scene that shows her training with Luke and realizing that she's going to die and not complete her journey only someone else will. Because homo, Star Wars is kind of like Catholicism for people who'd rather take Carlos Casteneda instead of John the Baptist.
There's also a spy in the Get-go Lodge, a subplot that changes goose egg in the film other than to remind you that General Hux and Ben Solo probably had a tempestuous matter at one point and there'due south a thin line between dear and hate.
Rey, Poe, Finn, Chewbacca, BB-eight and C-3PO head out for Passanna to meet Lando Calrissian while R2-D2 stays with Leia in a military base of operations. Soon, Kylo Ben Solo and the Knights of Ren show up but as Rey discovers a Sith dagger than C-3PO's programming forbids him to read. Why? Is it because he was congenital past Anakin Skywalker? Nah -- it'southward just another dangling "We're going to kill off some other love graphic symbol" tease and fifty-fifty when they wipe out the golden droid'due south memory, information technology comes back so quickly and easily, you wonder why they fifty-fifty teased this moment of sadness.
I also have no idea why the Knights of Ren are important other than they will make cool looking toys and fat dudes will dress like them and bump into me at conventions.
Speaking of teasing the death of a major character -- Rey uses Force Lightning to accidentally kill Chewbacca, who died way back in the book Vector Prime before the books were no longer part of the existent Universe. But yeah, Chewbacca survives anyway. Seriously, they should have chosen this movie Star Wars: Let'south with Chewbacca. The dude gets tortured, stripped, Rey uses his gun, ane of his best friends dies and oh yeah, he had to be in this motion picture.
Zorii Bliss (Keri Russell, who did Allonym with J.J. Abrams) is in this besides. She's a masked smuggler who had something of a relationship at one point with Poe only they never kissed, which is pretty much par for Star Wars romance. She is non Zam Wesell, so don't go that confused. Honestly, her scene near wanting to leave behind the planet Kijimi is virtually every bit emotionally resonant every bit this movie gets.
Turns out that Chewbacca is nonetheless alive, and so there's a failed rescue mission on a Star Destroyer that leads to a squeamish scene where Rey and Kylo accept a lightsaber battle betwixt their ii worlds. That's when we learn that Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter, who tried to King Herrod her equally a child, as he feared her ability.
So hey, why don't we go dorsum to Endor. Do nosotros have to? Yes, nosotros practise. That's where we meet a whole bunch of other Stormtroopers who got tired of missing every shot and took off their suits and became dudes who ride yaks. Their leader, Jannah, is not Enfys Nest from Solo: A Star Wars Story, despite similar beast mounts and markings. She and Finn quickly become friends but at that place'south non even a hint of romance.
As well: remember when Rose Tico was such a large deal in the last movie? Yeah, neither do the filmmakers.
In that location'due south a absurd scene where the 2nd Death Star is in the behemothic black waves of Endor and Kylo and Rey have another lightsaber battle. Recall when lightsaber battles were rad and you couldn't await for them, manner back before Yoda zipped all around doing backflips and suddenly, you wondered how and why lightsabers could be boring? Yes.
Man, anyways, Leia dies reaching out through the Force to her son, who gets impaled by Rey but then healed by her earlier she runs to the Emperor'southward globe to kill the old human, because y'all know, that's what he wants. He came back from the expressionless so the kid he sent away considering he feared she would impale him can kill him. Motivations are super important in Star Wars.
Virtually anybody who Hasbro will sell to idiots like me dies. Star Wars has a fetish for hands getting chopped off, British accents, wipe transitions and killing off fat spaceship pilots.
Luckily, Rey and Kylo fight back, but so we learn another motivation for the Emperor: he wanted to leech their youth and get strong again. So, if Rey had just killed him, did this second plan fifty-fifty matter? Well, he'south every Sith and Rey ends upwardly being every Jedi and they battle and she ends up killing him. Even so, because she turns his Force lightning against him, she isn't killing him like he wanted and this killing is OK because Star Wars.
Nosotros end upwardly back on Tatooine where Rey goes to hibernate the terminal ii lightsabers and claim the name of Skywalker. Then we see Leia looking similar the Virgin Mary and Luke looking like some dude who'd go to a comic convention to come across Marking Hamill as ghosts.
Question: Remember when it was a large bargain that Qui-Gon Jinn didn't turn into a Force spirit and disappear and we were gonna get answers on that ane? Yes. Well, both Leia -- non a Jedi -- and Kylo Ben Solo disappear when they die. Of course, he kisses Rey first. And his dad shows up and calls back the "I know" line because this moving-picture show is fan service from frame one, bringing back holo chess when information technology'due south not sledgehammering plot points and deus ex machina into your feeble brainstem.
This movie is a lot like sugary cereal. Sugary cereal is real practiced, except for how yous feel sick after eating multiple bowls.
Also: I kind of hate that new green robot D-O who literally talks like a Donald Trump tweet, saying "Deplorable!" when a scene is upsetting. Nosotros get it. We know it's sad. You don't have to tell u.s.a..
The film also feels like ane that should break and wink: Bank check THIS OUT! Like the tie-fighter parked next to an ten-wing. We get information technology. We become the symbolism. Or when Wedge Antilles shows up, that kind of stuff is only for dudes like me that knew the names and phone call signs of every pilot. And yes, Wedge is Red Two. I was likewise a virgin until well into my twenties, thank y'all very much.
Then what did I like about the movie? I dug those yak creatures that they rode on the deck of the Star Destroyers and aye, I know they're chosen orbaks simply I'm going to continue on calling them yaks. And I adored Lando basically picking upwardly Jannah and saying, "Let's find out where you're from." You know he'south making her crosseyed in the back of the Millennium Falcon right now while Nien Nunb wonders why at that place's a sock on the door. I too liked the trivial dude named Babu Frik who wiped out C-3PO's mind. And I kinda dug the kintsugi look of Kylo Ren'south new mask.
Yeah, it was as well nice that we saw the beginning same sex osculation in Star Wars between Commander D'acy and an unnamed character that will surely get a proper name and a Hasbro San Diego Comic-Con two-pack release that will sell for many times the original toll on eBay.
Wait -- I'm not going to tell you what to like and be a gatekeeper. Beloved what you dear, enjoy what you enjoy and spend your coin where you want. That said, I spent a good chunk of my life loving Star Wars and know more nearly Dengar than many of the extended family members. I know -- and care -- next to nothing almost anything in this film. In that location are people who are going to go see it a few hundred times and get the sugar rush that this moving-picture show is and beloved it because it'south Star Wars. Once again, existence a fan of the saga is a lot like existence Catholic -- you know the motions, you go through them but after a while, you question why you simply don't experience the same after Mass.
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RIP Star Wars. Every inconsistency listed beneath.
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This moving picture introduced an absurd amount of inconsistencies, to the point where either they purposely reversed the whole indicate of the first 6 films to slap Lucas and his fans in the confront, or they never watched whatsoever of the previous films at all. First I'll talk virtually what I liked.
The acting, the visuals, the effects, the corporeality of lightsaber screen fourth dimension, racial diverseness, and obviously John Williams' score, were outstanding.
Here's what I didn't like:
* George Lucas confirmed that Palpatine had died long before Disney, the whole purpose of the commencement six films was that Anakin Skywalker was to grow up and defeat the sith to restore balance, which he did. And and then this pic reversed that entirely
* No introductory entrance scene from Palpatine, it's just thrown into the opening crawl that he'due south still alive....
* Rey has healing powers? RIP Qui Gonn and literally everyone that has died in Star Wars up until now
* Speaking of healing powers, that exact kind of power is what Anakin had spent most his developed life trying to learn, everything he's washed is to obtain more than power and knowledge of the dark side, and so blast Rey only has information technology of a sudden.... Anakin turned his dorsum on everything he was taught in an try to acquire healing powers. Rey is simply walking around healing basilisks like it'due south null. So you don't need to turn to the dark side and impale billions of people? Light side jedis can heal all along? Anakin got pranked! Why didn't Yoda and Mace accept healing powers or even know of its possibility?
* The convenience of the whole dagger affair actually took me out of the flick, wait whats that dagger thing? 3-PO pls interpret. "it contains the coordinates of the exact place nosotros are searching for!" hmmmmm that was real freaking convenient wasn't it, too why did the dagger be? Why would Palpatine make it and write exact coordinates on it?
* Apparently all it takes to defeat Palpatine is to have two lightsabers instead of one? You don't demand years of grooming or wisdom...?... if only Yoda/Mace had known
* The fact that Palpatine was able to excogitate means he was able to feel love at some signal in his life........ did he take a dear involvement heighten the kids? did he enhance them? Rey would have been more interesting if she was a "nobody", the fact that she'south a Palpatine just seems forced and lazy
* Rey and Kylo take had absolutely no romantic chemistry ever, their relationship is shown every bit sibling-like. The osculation was awkward, and totally random. Simply information technology'south Disney, and then is anyone really surprised by that?
* There was no reason for Leia and Kylo to dice, why couldn't Rey just use her healing powers to stop information technology from happening?
* The back and forth of thinking people are dead and and so boom of a sudden they're non dead was exhausting. Chewey is dead! Nope. C3PO is dead! Nope. Kylo is dead! Nope. Rey is dead! Nope. They keep reviving each other until ane of them couldn't anymore.
* A lightsaber is a sacred weapon only to be used by jedis in self defense. It's not a flashlight, it's non something you lend to your friend, and there were 2 more scenes of throwing them off of cliffs, did they learn nix from TLJ? In the moving picture Kylo and Rey both threw their lightsabers to get rid of them considering they didn't want to proceed fighting or killing...... so basically admitting they don't have self control? What kind of jedi are they? A lightsaber is not a killing weapon, it's for cocky defense!
* The Rey 5. Palpatine scene was and then boring. Palpatine gets his full forcefulness dorsum, lightnings a whole armada, and and so is defeated in similar 7 seconds... by his ain lightning.... again
* Kylo turns good? Of course he does. There weren't a lot of obvious signs of struggle, and honestly that would accept been a much ameliorate picture show if it was just from his perspective, I wanted more Kylo, but he hardly had screen time and had a disappointingly little amount of lines
* Why bring back Han, Leia, and Luke only to kill them all off? Having the beloved iii back together again is what was going to make the new trilogy so special, but they never got to reunite
* The Knights of Ren sucked! Just kind of hung around and then got killed by Pajama-male child Ben all at in one case in but seconds of fighting
* W. T. F. was that final Lando scene? "Where do you come from? Lets find out"..... Ummm what exactly did you lot mean by that?
* Palpatine has a new giant fleet? Why not but lightspeed something through all of them, because apparently you lot can practice that now...
* Episode 8: Leia sends out a signal to all the systems asking for help... literally no one shows up---Episode 9: Lando flies around to all the systems request for assistance.... literally everyone shows up. Not an inconsistency I just thought it was humorous, haha!
* What did Finn want to tell Rey? They ended the moving-picture show earlier they remembered to reply that. At this betoken JJ is probably only trolling us past leaving that unanswered
* Kylo should have killed Palpatine, to at least be somewhat consistent with "I will end what you started"
* Where was Anakin? Did he forget how to forcefulness ghost himself? Apparently didn't care enough about the resistance. Show us Hayden!
* Luke's lightsaber just duct taped back together and it's every bit adept as new?
* A lot of this flick's purpose had to do with Rey'south identity. "Exist who you are, Rey"... cut to the terminate of the flick... "I'm Rey Skywalker." Nope! you literally just learned that you lot're a Palpatine, nice try though
* Leia should have died in TLJ... the unused footage was kind of creepy
* It's pretty obvious that the trilogy wasn't planned out, there is no comprehensive storyline. What the trilogy is about is still a mystery to me
* The footstep of the commencement 30 minutes was super rapid, then didn't stay consistent, they merely kind of pasted scenes together only who cares, it's cool if you lot accept a lightsaber out, right?
* Poe can't catch a break for the 3rd movie in a row, just for comic relief as well
* In my opinion the best thing about the trilogy and especially ROS was the force connection that Rey and Kylo had, what they were able to do (communicate remotely, transfer objects to help each other, feel what the other is feeling, etc) was actually interesting and I loved it. All of that ruined by the stupid meaningless kiss.
Surely there will be people that dear this film, and I will never sympathize how they tin await by all the higher up mentioned. RIP Star Wars, distressing you had to end like this.
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Disney And JJ Abrams Completely Misunderstand Star Wars
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They are so used to making films for four-year olds that they thought the strength is magic. There are magical and inexplicable wizardry happening all the time. Who knew 'Jedi' can heal the drying and mortally wounded? All those Jedi didn't need to die in episodes I-III! If only Yoda had known!! It is non but that nurse Rey is so magical. People fly, people transport items across the galaxy, people come dorsum from the expressionless and intervene/assist/interfere and the list continues.
Twinkle twinkle little star....
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Pains me to write this
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I Dear Star Wars films and couldn't see this motion picture fast plenty. All I can say is what was that all about? It was quite wearisome. Did anyone fifty-fifty edit this film? Rey's character was non likable. The but person tolerable was Chewie. Leia died of shame. Nothing happened anyone cared well-nigh. The dialogue was non clever. The film never went anywhere at all. It was just endless scenes of magical occurrences. People galloping on horses (read that again). Magic over kill. Past the time the catastrophe happened I didn't intendance anymore. I wanted to LOVE this movie, only I oasis't been this bored in a long long time. I wish i felt differently.
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The Ascent (???) of Skywalker
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The good: Cinematography Music
The bad: No storyline. Palpatine came back somehow, was confronted by Rey and died once again. Information technology took her less than 2 minutes to finish him in the end all because expressionless Jedi suddenly decided to talk to her, comfort her she wasn't lonely.
The ugly: Poe's spoken language earlier going into battle reminded me of every medieval movie I can recall. And so, 2 minutes later I saw a bunch of horses running across the deck of a Star Destroyer, freakin HORSES!
Rey dies (why??) then Ben resurrects her (how??), they osculation (why??) and and so he dies (vanishes), how&why??
The RISE of Skywalker?? The two last remaining Skywalkers Die!! At that place is NO Skywalker left.
PLOT-BLACK-HOLES
I recall downloading the storyline of all nine chapters 16 years ago. The final trilogy was supposed to be about Leia & Han's kids, Luke'south kids, a cloned version of Luke, a cloned version of Vader/Anakin and Luke eventually condign the virtually powerful Jedi of all time after finally defeating the Sith in their ancient temple. The entire trilogy felt mystic, dark and after reading all ix chapters the final three were undoubtedly going to exist a "save the all-time for terminal" scenario. I am and then disappointed. Star Wars is dead. Count me out.
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Terminate Please.
This movie was just straight-upwardly painful to watch, with and then many stupid scenes. The constant bathos and unearned character moments fabricated me ill. It feels so on the nose the unabridged running time, and the plot is just completely absurd. This just felt like a bad joke.
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I NotiCe That This Website Just Deleted A Whole Agglomeration Of Negative Reviews
And so it motivated me to finally register and add my ain reviews.
Obviously that is the only manner they can get a couple of positive (spammy) reviews of this turkey in here. They already take a fake rating for it.
The truth is that this piece of corporate vomit sucked. It sucked hard. The actress (nurse Ridley something) heals the boo boo of her bff. The horseback warriors gallop in space (yes I repeat in infinite) and evade intergalactic warfare technology by trotting and rolling on and off horseback, the dollar shop masked emo has the mask and then doesn't have it at will and of grade a dead character shows up out of nowhere (yup the old sitcom fob) and bores our pants off.
1 last notation: hilarious that Bad Robot spammers are on here laming The Last Jedi. Who produced The Last Jedi? Check this website. That is right. JJ 'I rip off for a living'; Abrams.
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The episode where Rey Becomes A Doctor
She obtains an instant avant-garde caste in medicine from Mary Sue Academy (alum 2019) and heals the mortally wounded.
Yoda was so jealous poor chap as Star Wars fans wondered whether they are watching a tale revolving around the jedi or a new rendition of .Dark of The Living Dead.
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Enough is plenty
What happends when greed takes over, milking out as much of an already established, well known and loved couple of movies?
This happends! Toys need to be sold, directors madness needs to be satisfied, meaningless/uninterested characters must invade the screen!
And for what? This?
Untold stories, unexplained characters, screentime filled with pointless dribble. Lucas script scrapped which leads to an unsatisfied "thousand final" that went against his wishes of how the almost important movies that have filled the cinemas for over twoscore years suppose to stop.
No more.
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Catastrophic
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Every bit someone who has loved star wars ever since I was 6 , this is genuinely disappointing. This whole trilogy is an insult to George Lucas.
First of all permit me get this out of the way. I do not in whatsoever style blame the actors for the disappointment of these films. They did their best with what they had.
I but don't sympathize how disney is able to produce absolutely amazing Star Wars projects similar rogue one, clone wars season 7, and Mandalorian. Then requite us disappointments like the sequels.
Disney doesn't give characters the proper development they deserve.
-Fin was absolutely useless, all he did was keep shouting "REY!" Disney set him upwards to be something bigger earlier. Fin had so much potential and they threw him abroad. Not to mention how stupid it was to make all storm trooper defects force sensitive.
-Speaking of wasted characters, Hux. What another absolute waste material. In Force awakens they fabricated Hux look similar this intimidating Hitler-similar character who wanted total control and authorization in the milky way. A formidable villain for the series. In TLJ and ROS he became a complete push over that everyone driveling. Disappointing
-Rey turning out to be Palpatine's granddaughter virtually made me walk out of the theater. There was no hint or indication that Palpatine even had a son or daughter in the prequels that led to him have a granddaughter.
-They shouldn't have brought Palpatine back at all. Snoke was a completely original intimidating powerful antagonist that would accept fabricated such a great villain in all movies. Not to mention a vivid performance past Andy Serkis. All completely wasted in TLJ and ROS, turns out snoke is just a bogus cloned being created by Palpatine.
-the lightsaber choreography was atrocious. In the prequels and the clone wars, it shows that the Jedi were elite agile warriors, basically superhuman. In the sequels it simply looks similar kids pretending to sword fight with sticks
The simply 2 things that were redeemable nearly this flick was Kylo Ren and the visuals.
Adam Commuter carried this whole series with his operation of Kylo Ren. Thats it
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This flick clearly displays this trilogy'due south biggest flaw...
... which is that there was no overarching story to this trilogy planned.
Say what yous will virtually the prequels -years later they aren't considered secretly great or misunderstood. But they did i affair right. They expanded the universe of Star Wars with more than world building and more than lore, some skilful, some bad. The prequel story, while stilted, was the product of a single vision. In the end you had bad execution with expert edifice blocks.
The Sequel Trilogy doesn't expand anything, instead information technology makes everything smaller. Star Wars has never felt and then pocket-size and tired as it does after The Ascension of Skywalker. Each flick exists but to tear down and repent for what came before it. Anakin/Vader's entire character arc is completely and unforgivably undermined after this film.
Overall the moving-picture show was so bloated and overstuffed with inclement pacing to class-correct from The Concluding Jedi. Information technology's Flanderization in activity. The original movies had so many little touches and then much temper and craftsmanship beyond a few big reveals, neat action ready pieces, and bizarre coincidences with the same ten people running into one some other over and over. The original films congenital iconic imagery and characters in the context of them doing things and bonding and building. This was non always perfectly washed, only it was washed well enough to feel meaningful.
You can't only write a flick with the assumption y'all already accept all of those things and skip the work it takes to get them. Yous tin can trick people for awhile by using the familiar imagery and beats and deconstructing the world with meta-humor (Abrams did that well for The Force Awakens if zippo else), only you but greenbacks in that goodwill and cheapen all of that stuff by association.
Oh well, the large action movies these days are indeed fabricated for children and China - I can't call back who recently said that, but information technology's true.
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Convoluted non-sense plot that feels like it was written past a 12 year old.
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When did Star Wars go Micheal Bay's Transformers? I know it'south pretty much incommunicable to consistently follow-up the train wreck of The Terminal Jedi, but is this actually the best they could come up upwardly with?
This besides might be the about inconsistent trilogy I've always seen in my life, and I've seen a lot of movies. They didn't have a plan from the showtime, and it's super obvious just from watching these movies. JJ Abrams wrote The Force Awakens with no intention of finishing information technology, and then Rian Johnson comes with The Last Jedi and selfishly says "F epsiode seven" and does his own edgelord affair. Non simply ignoring JJ's setup, merely ignoring all Star Wars lore in full general. At present with Ascension of Skywalker, nosotros have JJ clapping dorsum at Rian, making most of Concluding Jedi pointless. Movies in this trilogy constantly retconning each other, information technology's beyond than just a mess. Calling it a mess is a massive understatement. It'due south like JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson rap battling each other, except in picture show making course, and a huge brand loved past millions is no time for an immature rap boxing.
This picture's plot is bad rip-off of Empire Stikes Back and Render of the Jedi combined. Rey finds out she's Sidious' granddaughter, like to how Luke found out he'southward Vader'southward son. The entire final battle is a rip-off Sidious throne room scene in Return of the Jedi, except with none of the centre, and even blench in some parts. And they already ripped off that same scene in Last Jedi, LOL! How many times are they gunna rip-off the same scene? Do they non have whatsoever orginal ideas? They also have Death Star returning over again, kinda. Except they now put Death Star weapons on smaller ships, but information technology's the same concept and makes no real difference, SMH! It too makes no sense, considering there was a legit reason why the Death Star had to be that big in club to support a laser that strong to destroy entire planets. Why do these writers lack any tiny bit of creativity?
I'm aware they say they stick to familiar things to play information technology safe, but that doesn't means they should copy and paste everything from old movies. Have orginal ideas, but still has the eye of Star Wars, and keeps consistent with previous movies, that'due south all they had to do, and obviously y'all can't please all fans, just if they did that, they would please the majority of fans(and people with common sense), way more fans than they pleased with this non-sense trilogy.
The activeness is also tiresome, banal, and forgettable. I'm willingly to forgive a bad or okay plot if the activeness is amazing, similar John Wick for case, but this? No style. At that place isn't one decent light saber fight in this entire movie. The Rey and Kylo water fight was the best in the movie, just still mediocre. I know Star Wars is more than than just light saber fights, but every movie should have at least ane iconic light saber fight, particularly when at that place'southward no good plot to fall back on. Even the final space battle is bland, like a Transformers film sequel battle.
It beyond boggles my mind how a billion-dollar franchise tin be handled then poorly, and past one of the richest companies on Globe with almost unlimited resources. How are JJ Abarams and Rian Johnson such awful writers? How are they paid millions to do this? They should stick to only directing, and stay FAR Abroad from writing. I swear, I've seen way ameliorate and consequent writing from regular community college students. How did hacks like JJ and Rian gets so high upward? I guess this is just further proof of, information technology's but about who you know and what connections yous have, not actual talent.
Overall, tiresome, convoluted, boring characters I don't care about, and very forgettable pic. It feels like these movies are made from a committee, rather than a man or team with a real vision, and are truthful fans of Star Wars. I refuse to call this the end of the Skywalker saga. The real end of the Skywalker saga is the terminate of Return of the Jedi.
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"Rey, Search your Feelings. You Know It's true...
I am your grandfather!
Now with that settled I want you to grow your hair. No granddaughter of mine should wait like a boy. For heaven'due south sake. I am the emperor. I take a reputation to uphold in these parts.
"But at to the lowest degree y'all are non Kelly Marie McCarthy and then i can publicly acknowledge you!"
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Several Elements That Are Non Skilful
In this film:
The story
The continuity
The interim
The characters
The director
The creativity
The consistency with the rules of the forcefulness
The conclusion and
The amusement cistron
Everything else is fine.
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The fall of Skywalker
Saw 'The Rise of Skywalker' just earlier Christmas with my sister, just it took me a while to gather my thoughts on it. Beingness not sure what rating to give it or how to express my opinion on the flick. Will admit that when seeing it in the cinema, to me information technology was enjoyable only had a lot of faults. Since watching 'The Rise of Skywalker' then though, the more it has been idea nigh the more it has gone downwardly in my estimations. My reservations felt back then still remain the same, as well as what struck me was good, while thinking of more than since.
My opinions on the previous 'Stars Wars' films were much more definite, beingness a fan of the original trilogy and while the prequel trilogy had a lot of flaws to me they weren't that bad. As well thought 'The Strength Awakens' and 'The Last Jedi' were ameliorate than expected (am aware that possible blasphemy has been committed hither), but 'The Last Jedi' certainly had a lot wrong with information technology. 'Solo' was adept fun on its own terms too. Admittedly judging it from an open heed, 'The Rise of Skywalker' left me very conflicted however and concluded the trilogy on a whimper rather than a bang, it'due south not deserving of a 1/10 merely it is not most deserving in my opinions of the 10/10s mostly given to counter the negativity in archetype critic bashing style. Of the franchise, this was the ane in all honesty that left me the near disappointed.
Will outset with the skilful things with 'The Rise of Skywalker'. It is gorgeously shot and designed and the special effects are often a curiosity. John Williams delivers yet another rousing score that has its own character merely cleverly includes the well-known iconic themes from the previous films.
There are some swell performances here, Daisy Ridley carries the film outstandingly, having become more confident with each film, and Adam Commuter is menacing and conflicted. Carrie Fisher once again brings nostalgic poignancy to Leia, while John Boyega and Oscar Isaac are charismatic and do their best with what they were given (which was quite weak in my view) and how smashing it was to see Ian McDiarmid over again equally Palpatine, again his material was not slap-up but he does a practiced job with it. Chewbacca is as adorable and funny equally e'er and C-3PO provided a few amusing moments. Babu Frik was a dainty new add-on and there were a couple of touching and nostalgic moments. Some of the action is thrilling, namely the extended blaster battle and Rey and Kylo'southward force-based clash.
For all those good things, 'The Rise of Skywalker' has a lot of major flaws. With so footling time to breathe in the story, the film feels far too rushed which made it very difficult to digest the more convoluted parts of the story. There is also also much going on and so the movie feels very cramped by the final act, and as well as well many characters. Some are fun just too many of them are underused or fifty-fifty pointless and tacked on, such as Lando and Rose Tico. Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford only seemed to exist in that location for nostalgia purposes and are only walk-ons.
Although the activeness has its moments, likewise much of it doesn't rouse like information technology should exercise and is in a way forgettable. The large reveal that has been much discussed here made admittedly no sense (the atmosphere felt at that function in the packed auditorium in the cinema was like a uniform "what the heck?") and really convoluted the storytelling afterwards, leading to a conclusion that felt rather too anti-climactic and made a waste matter of the characters involved in it. A long way from a bang. Morever, the dialogue is as bad and even downright laughable than the worst of the prequel trilogy'south with far too much exposition and unrealistic conveniences.
Overall, have seen far worse simply a large disappointment. If some people liked it, good for you lot. It simply didn't work for me and many others, for reasons that are valid, and it is inexplicable equally to why people have an inability to accept that, and non just for this film simply for almost every flick hither. 5/10
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In a galaxy far, far away ...
In a galaxy far, far abroad ... so begins a couple of hours of a really poor portrayal of eye schoolhouse level science or actually a good portrayal of failing m. s. science. For nonetheless far into the future we humans, if we're notwithstanding here, will be exploring it might be to nearby stars w/robotics permit alone the 100 billion of stars in our galaxy & further permit lone some other galaxy. And, we won't be dressed, talking, behaving like early 20th century Americans. This moving-picture show has the same predictable special effects CGI we've been seeing for decades. Same former Earth life comically modified into alien life. Dialogue really dumbed down and made even more than incongruous given the technical level of each graphic symbol.
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All Jedi Who Died So Far Died Needlessly
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The Jedi who were massacared at the University. The Jedi whom the emperor slayed. The Jedi who died in boxing or were shot down in the arena. They all did not demand to die. After all, doctor Rey here (Bad Robot University Alum. 2015) could take waved her manus, focused, grimaced for 2 2d and voila all is expert. And no stupid Jedi grooming needed either. Take that Yoda. Take that Kenobi. Heck take that The Force, Jedi, et cetra.
This moving picture, and its associated trilogy, is so bad that I condemn fans of Disney, Bad Robot. You are exposed as being embarrassing and lowbrow.
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Medico Rey
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Doctor Rey to the emergency department. Doc Rey to the emergency department.
Emo patient has a boo boo in his fifty'il tummy and it hurts boo boo ouch.
Doctor Mary Sue Rey please come to the emergency section!!!!
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Worst way to end 42 years of an important cultural pheonom
I recently saw a review on YouTube that made me call up about this last Disney trilogy and I almost came to accept that perchance I was wrong and the story arc for Luke and Leia made sense. Merely and then I realize that these movies had very little to do with any of the original movies characters and I digress. How Disney has turned this into a cash moo-cow is shameless, greedy and inmoral. From the very outset I expected a more than dramatic movie, these characters accept been with us for forty years! I don't understand why Marker Hamil was ignored when writing the script to these movies, nor why did these movies need a new story when there are decades of comics and books with lore and great stories? Disney had a once in a lifetime opportunity to conclude what George Lucas started almost half a century afterwards, and they decided to turn this over to people who never read the source material nor cared about lore. During all these years Mark H never stopped being Luke and Carrie was Leia, they never took on roles that they were known for more than. It saddens me that we will never have a memory of all our beloved original characters together for at least one scene at the end of this all.
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Retire Delight
This and the entire sequel trilogy is nothing more a billion dollar corporate money grab. It has just as much claim to existence serious as the Star Wars Vacation Special does. Heck, the Vacation Special had all the original actors! These people? Then bad they are not even aware of their ain ignorance.
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ollywood Loves To Hate...
,, information technology'south audience.
Like many, I found this addition to exist quite stupid. It wasn't average or even tolerable... merely written for a new generation if idiots who will scout anything including a gender switch, the tale of a Mary Sue and the dearest of an emo, which apparently is OK with dice hard fans (of Disney). For the ones pissed off at Rey's Mary Sue-ism power; congratulations... you are not under Hollywood'southward spell and have standards.
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I saw this motion picture on the flight from Toronto, Canada to Barcelona, Spain
Information technology was one of the worst films I had seen in years.
There have been many new and good science fiction novels published every year all over the earth. Why can't the picture industry venture into making completely new films with new ideas?
I haven't heard whatever public demand in creating this detail Star Wars story. The acting was bad and it felt rushed given the style the actors and extra were prancing about.
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pretty much what I expected
The credible end of the Star Wars franchise was what I expected. I don't see how they would expand the franchise beyond here, and I hope that they don't. Carrie Fisher deserves to rest in peace.
Although I gotta acknowledge that information technology was interesting looking at the cast and noticing that it includes Lin-Manuel Miranda as well as George Harrison's son Dhani.
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A Complete Meaningless catastrophe for a consummate meaningless trilogy
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What is the Disney Star Wars trilogy nigh? If you lot can summarize information technology in one sentence what will information technology exist? Yous might say is the story of a scavenger daughter searching for her origin. But was Ray really searching for her origins in TFA? Most likely her origins were encountered past luck; then denied in TLJ; so forced back again in TROS. So no, the trilogy wasn't about her origins. You might say it was nearly the journeying of becoming a Jedi. Merely that would exist also wrong since the main character is a Jedi since day ane without whatever item training. Finally, you lot might say it'southward the sequel for the Skywalker family saga. Only that besides would be incorrect since in TLJ it is very articulate stated that family and origins are not important and Ray is nobody. Anybody can exist a Jedi. That fact is very well illustrated in the concluding scene of that movie where a kid without preparation is using the strength with a broom. It's about friendship? The characters barely go to know each other. Information technology's about the constant fight between good and evil inside our souls? The master character is flawless, saviour like, no real threat is summon upon her. So, what the hell are these movies nigh? My friends, y'all volition find more character development in whatsoever Latin soup opera than in these movies. Pitiful ending for such a franchise.
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